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These admirable qualities and behavioral traits of Centipedes to avoid copulation have helped me in selecting him for a new assignment in the ‘Whole Heaven’, a Heaven that I am creating. He will be appointed as the Director of Housekeeping Services and Housekeeping Operations in the ‘Whole Heaven’ where the Heavenly Maidens are prohibited from providing Housekeeping Services for they have the task of serving Heavenly Pleasure. In the ‘Whole Heaven’ the daily operations require a change of bed linen at least six times on any given Heavenly Day with no Holidays. It is a very demanding task and the high standards of Heavenly Service stipulate that the bed linen must be always be clean, and fresh while the Heavenly residents enjoy their Heavenly Pleasures as per the schedule planned by the Director of Front-End Operations. Only a ‘Whole Centipede’ who has no desire for engaging in copulation can provide such important Housekeeping Service with a total sense of Dedication. Whole Dude is very optimistic that the ‘Whole Centipede’ would soon be promoted and be elevated to the status of  ‘Saint Centipede’ for rendering excellent service with a sense of Devotion and Dedication.